18 June 2014

Cunt Speaks: A Day In The Life

I was going to talk about what I did today, but I spent all of it fully clothed in the bath. People always think that is strange, but my washing machine is broken. The only ball ache is changing outfits so many times.

16 June 2014

An Introduction.

Good evening, as this is the first entry in this blog, I thought I had better give a slight introduction before getting into the meat and drink of actually writing.

We are a small group of people, intent on providing pure entertainment of the best quality we can, at the lowest possible cost to the consumer, preferably free.

The majority of our work is currently comedy, but it might not always be that way, we just do whatever we feel like doing, some works, some doesn't, but you can be the judge of that.

Most blog entries will either be some sort of entertainment medium, or an update on existing projects.

They call me The Cunt, because I am. I am the kind of person who buys Pharrell
Williams latest album purely to play Happy on repeat. The kind of person who would give a clown a blow job, just to say his dick tasted funny. The kind of person who tails off mid